Were You High When You Wrote This? Funniest Customer Reviews!

Jan 25, 2025

Have you ever poured yourself a bowl of cereal, then put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet? No… oh neither have we.. Okay, well maybe once BUT we were high. Most of the time when you hear or see someone do something absurdly silly, like Afroman said… It's because they got high.

Our Moonwlkr family is no stranger to doing or saying the most off the wall stuff after eating a gummy.. Or two. In fact, we have evidence. Mind you this is public evidence, there is no shame in the THC game. You guys are FUNNY, absolute comedians and we love it - so much in fact, we’re spotlighting the love letters you’ve sent us.

Love letters? Well, reviews… BUT you cannot tell us this was not written with love..

*5 stars*

Moon is the best

I love moon

-Verified Buyer | Delta 8 2G Disposable - Outer Space Sauce

We love YOU! And you know what, maybe they aren’t love letters but this one is a borderline marriage proposal addressed directly to our Delta 8 Disposable Tiger’s Blood Vape.

*5 stars*

Love

If I could marry inanimate objects this would be the one

-Verified Buyer

If that’s not love we don’t know what love is!

These testimonials are proof that you guys truly do get results from our products - enough to stop mid session and write in about it. OR maybe you just eat gummies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and that’s okay too. Either way, there is no hiding the fact that these were sent in from another dimension - which is where you were when you hit that blue ‘submit review’ button.

According to this review, some of you may have actually been in heaven…

*5 stars*

Blew Me Away

One of My first 1 gram pre-Rolls ever. Blew My Mind. Soaring to The Heavens , then back down on a Comfortable Terrain. . Riding it Out->Loved it. VERy Diff÷in Approach than other Pre-Rolls I've since tried. The Best. Plus I've been wanting to try Wedding Crasher. Thanks So Much > the Best Yet ! !

-Verified Buyer - 1G THCA Pre-roll | Sample Pack

Maybe you weren’t in heaven, or another dimension, maybe you were in Taco Bell… which when you’re stoned IS heaven.

*5 stars*

Awesome

Very chill and relaxing. And they taste yummy! I highly recommend. It comes about slowly, as opposed to some edibles that hit you in the face after half an hour, and all of a sudden you have to sit in the Taco Bell dining room until you can actually stand up. 😅😅

-Verified Buyer | Delta 8 Gummies - Watermelon Zkittles

No matter what planet you troopers were on, one thing's for certain… your minds were ELEVATED.

*5 stars*

Wow I'm stoned man!

As a former CIA Scientist I feel a good review is in order. I should be your marketing manager, I was a CIA drug tester for acid in the good old says. I love it it works now give me mote room to write, I'll tell you a book

-Verified Buyer | 1G THCA Pre-rolls - wedding cake

 

*5 stars*

Dizzy in my head

Hard to be down when your head is flying

-Verified Buyer | Microdose Gummies - Cosmic Lemon Lime

 

*5 stars*

amazing

these things f*** me up for like literally 24 hours minimum and thats just taking one i will be buying more.

-Verified Buyer | THCP Gummies - Sample Pack

 

*5 stars*

Gummies

Kicking

-Verified Buyer | THCP Blend Gummies - Strawnana

 

*5 stars*

love it

very mellow high. like a thought provoking high. minimally scatterbrained. WOULD, next question.

-Verified Buyer | Celestial Blend 2G Disposable

 

*5 stars*

I was tweaking

Was good af. I will def buy again after i’ve tried all flavors. The high was more of a head high and was great for socializing.

-Verified Buyer | Celestial Blend 2G Disposable Vape

 

*5 stars*

Wow!

I took one the first time and I was completely baked. I thought people were saying things they didn’t say, zoned out several times, etc. Pretty amazing but doubt I’ll take a whole one again.

-Verified Buyer | THCP Blend Gummies - Strawnana

 

*5 stars*

Solid

Very fun also if you hang your head upside down it hits faster

-Verified Buyer | Delta 9 Gummies - Raspberry Kiwi

Some minds were so elevated that deciphering the message became a bit of a challenge, which naturally makes for comedy gold! 

*5 stars*

Helps with sleep and making things pretty and funny

Helps with sleep and makes things pretty and funny and I wanna pull my mommy’s hair.

-Verified Buyer | Delta 9 Gummies - Pink Lemonade

*5 stars*

Love it

I really love it I'm not a real bad person but it definitely put me to sleep and I loved it I woke up feeling refreshed and brand new the next day I strongly recommend it

-Verified Buyer | Delta 9 Gummies - Pink Lemonade

Not only did our compilation of hilarious reviews display affection, astronomical highs, and a slight dose of confusion - they also offered some impressive storytelling and real life scenarios where our gummies really make a difference.

I mean we have almost every sense of humor covered here and that’s probably because our Moonwlkr family is very diverse!

From scientists… 

*5 stars*

Let's start with I/m a

Let's start with I/m a Scientist I deal in truth and logic and being 82. Now maybe I'm wrong but you put in trailer filler mix right around the tip where your mouth goes? I can see not wasting the real THC mix too far up yt is a waste, but alas the truth the good stuff is about an inch/five eighths long, too far and you hit the mouth piece, right? How do you know your in a different area? Easy you don't cough as much. You should tell customers how a pre-rolled works, my AI tells me more about said product then you guys too, I'm serious. Here's the ditty, you smoke as much as you can don't waste time on the mouth piece portion it's nothing the CHT (THC) reversed is not there, you have a real decent day, I'm happy wish I had good ol' Columbian however

-Verified Buyer | Site Review

To honest mothers… 

*5 stars*

Good mild mellow gummy

This is my go to when I have to be at a kids birthday party (calm down I don't drive there). But this helps me be able to deal with a bunch of kids screaming, makes me WANT to eat the cheap pizza, and smile and nod through whatever the wannabe tik tok mom is telling me about what allergies her kid Madison has. Also dinner with the inlaws.

-Verified Buyer | Microdose Gummies - Cosmic Lemon Lime

To Grandma’s favorite…

*5 stars*

Nice buds

These are amazing! Don’t go visit your grandma after though… stick to the couch 😉

-Verified Buyer | THCA Moonrocks - Girl Scout Cookies

And even some who just came for a boost in the bedroom…

*5 stars*

You can thank me later

Run, don't walk. I'm always skeptical as to whether something will do what it says it will do. I took 2 of these and in 1 hour had the most amazing sex of my entire life. I am not being over dramatic, I am not exaggerating nor have I led a sheltered existence. These things are the real thing and do exactly what that claim to do!!

-Verified Buyer | Delta 9 Libido Gummies - Passion Berry

If we could sum up the way your quirky reviews make us feel here at Moonwlkr, we’d use these reviews as a perfect example.

*5 stars*

Great

So cute

-Verified Buyer | Moonwlkr Hat

*5 stars*

Best flavor

These are the best funnies in the best flavor! Will be ordering again.

-Verified Buyer | Delta 8 Gummies - Watermelon Zkittles

SO CUTE, THE BEST FUNNIES.

From: Moonwlkr

To: You

We appreciate you <3

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